Monthly Horoscopes

Fiery Aries cats are buzzing with mental zoomies. Expect spontaneous dashes, leaps onto high perches, and a flurry of “what’s that?!” investigations. They might go outside catting about, chasing shadows or inspecting suspicious leaves. Northern Hemisphere Aries kitties are cozying up to winter warmth, while Southern Hemisphere cats are sun-basking, adventurous little rogues.

Taurus cats are embracing December indulgence – long naps, soft blankets and extra treats. The Full Moon stirs curiosity about possessions and comfort and some may go outside catting about to inspect winter frost or summer blooms in the Southern Hemisphere. Northern kitties are snuggled indoors, while Southern Tauruses lounge about in sunny gardens, keeping a watchful eye on the world.

The spotlight is on Gemini cats, with mental energy at maximum. They’ll chat at shadows, investigate new spaces and possibly go outside catting about to chase leaves or bugs. Northern Geminis may prefer indoor escapades, while Southern ones soak up bright summer mornings.

Cancer cats are dreamy and introspective this month. They might curl in quiet corners, reflect
on the household’s mood or watch outdoor activity from a safe window perch. Some may
venture outside catting around if curiosity overcomes caution. Northern Cancerians are
embracing winter comfort, while Southern Cancers enjoy the beginnings of summer warmth.

Social and dramatic, lions patrol the household and supervise festivities. They might go outside to ensure everyone is in line with their regal expectations. Northern Leos are basking in the lower sunbeams – especially in windows, setting the tone in their winter castles. Southern Leos languidly lay about in summer heat – either way, they are all glowing under a feline Moon.

Virgo kitties are methodical and observant. They inspect wrapping paper, toys and furniture, noticing anything out of order. Some may venture outside sniffing the Earth, analyzing every leaf or shadow. Northern Virgos may prefer crisp winter strolls indoors whilst Southern Virgos explore summer greenery with careful steps enjoying earthly smells of soil and critters.

Balanced Libras seek social interaction and beauty. They lounge gracefully among guests or chase sparkling reflections. A few might go outside catting to appreciate symmetry in garden plants or moonlit paths. Northern Librans enjoy cozy winter contemplation; Southern Librans stretch luxuriously in the summer glow. Entire cats – those who haven’t been neutered, seek special attention from others, especially in the Southern Hemisphere.

Intense and mysterious, Scorpio cats observe quietly, plotting stealthy antics. Around December 4, they may go outside searching for excitement under cover of shadows. Northern Scorpios huddle in warm nooks; Southern ones stalk summer bugs with sly precision. They ‘re also looking for a ‘good time’ with a suitable suitor if not desexed.

Adventurous Sagittarians are ready for exploration. Expect them to go outside – here, there and everywhere, do zoomies and boundary inspections. Northern cats adjust to chilly outdoor mischief; Southern cats soak up summer adventure and sunshine with gusto. These ones are likely to wander near and far so ensure you have a summer curfew in place. Inside before dark, make sure that’s where they are!

Capricorn cats take a practical approach – reviewing territory, food and comfort. They might cautiously go outside catting to inspect fences or garden paths. Northern Cap cats enjoy winter shelter; Southern Caps enjoy summer patios and shady hideaways.

Eccentric Aquarius cats experiment with toys, sleeping spots and strange antics. Lasers are their fave! They may go outside catting to chase bugs, shadows or even the neighbor’s curious feline. Northern Aquarius kitties might prefer indoor puzzles; Southern Aquarius cats embrace the warm nights. Unpredictable and aware, they do crazy stuff. North and south, they’re all about being unpredictable and unknowable.

Pisces kitties float through the month in dreamy wonder, observing household rhythms and outdoor mysteries. They may go languidly outside, slinking about, stalking sunbeams or chasing reflections. Northern Pisces hibernate indoors during winter; watch them for signs of dreaming. Southern Pisces lounge in warm summer gardens. Provide fresh water outside.